After a long hiatus, I've been able to escape and make my way back to reality, oops there goes gravity.... Can you imagine the shock when I was searching the web for interesting spots to enjoy a fresh fruit margarita and found this? Apparently Holiday-Rentals.co.uk is a really cool place to find homes in Thailand to rent for short periods of time. I clicked through a few and found one just outside of Bangkok, which seems to be home of the only Margarita Bar in Thailand
I immediately clicked on the site and before I knew it, I was on my way to a fantastic adventure. My trip started in Bangkok where I took advantage of a wonderful 3 bedroom house. I took advantage of some traditional cooking classes and ............ BOOORING!! Where's the margaritas, you ask???
Ok, here's the scoop. I met up with this 6 1/2 foot dutch guy and his wife. We quickly bonded and I explained my dilemma. He nodded in complete understanding, and voila! his wife pulled out a bottle of don julio! HEAVEN! We scrapped up some citrus thingie called yuzu, some crazy fruit and a muddler. He had no sugar or agave, so we used honey! Man that was good.
The next morning we set out to a small village where we heard that we could ride elephants! Of course, we put together a flask or 3 of our margarita concoctions. I wish someone though would have told me about local law. I had no idea that it was illegal to drink and ride elephants. And, so I landed in jail! Phuket to be exact. I just got out last week.
And, anthony bordain I am not.... My butt is staying put for the next few years! (especially since its a condition of parole!) GOOD NIGHT
